| AnGeLcadeX: *DOs Journey* ..The Sequel
yepp bet u thought ther wuznt gonna be a second part well ther is so yea live wit it, anywayz we last left off where DO had supposedly saved "Amanda" from the evil druglord/warlord/dictator john...then the next mornin DO wakes to "his wife":
"Good morning amanda" ::that goofy smile DO has on all the time:: lol "Good mornin DO" But wuts this?! DO opens his eyez to none other than...Christina the trans!! EeEekk!! ::DO runs away:: "GET OUTTA MY HOUSE U HEFFER WTF DO U THINK URE DOIN!" she says "but steven u rescued me from that evil man John! he wanted to have his way with me!" DO says, "WAT O WATEVA AINT NOBODY WANT ANY OF U!!" So with that DO kicks christina outta his castle before he had to get even crunker on her ass...now DO realizes that when he rescued the girl from johns clutches there wuz plenty of hoes in his dungeon...DO bein a little bit high at the time and not wanting to deal wit anymore of johns girliness jus grabbed one and went..geez DO wut were u thinkin? of all ppl? anyway...so yea amanda is actually still in johns castle locked away...DO thinks about it for a while n realizes he has to set on a quest again..he goes into the Dark Forest where all the black ppl live...he wuz scared becuz he feared blak ppl with their mighty devices that can kill ppl with one hit...in other words DO wuz bein a pussy about gettin a cap popped in his ass..so he took another route...Two Notch no jk lol..he went to the Light Forest where all his homies like Emily n KG lived.. (get it light?) ya so he met up with them becuz he had been travelin for dayz n needed a place to stay...Emily let him stay in her house becuz her husband Casey didn mind at all becuz bak in the day DO n Casey were goooddd friends, Emily asks Prince DO y he had come all this way to the Light Forest, DO says, "its a long story" emily replies "Like wut kinda stuff happens" Do says bak, "one word: transexuals" ::everyone is silent:: lol then casey says "umm well yea i think its time we all go to sleep now" everyone agrees...then after a good nites rest DO says farewell to KG, Emily, n Casey n sets off again to John's castle, later on in his quest DO figures out that for sum odd reason john had moved his castle so DO had to go bak, this time the path he took wuz thru the umm...tan forest..yea thas it..lol..where his cousin Fidez and good pals martin and tommy lived (also iliana), he stayed ovr there for a few nites jus to catch up with pplz, then Fidez asks to accompany him on his journy, DO says "sure y not", so they set off to Johns new location (which is of course Luxemburg, the country of hoes ^_^) now that DO had his cousin on his side the journey there (plane ride lol) wuz much quicker. They get off the plane, i mean journey to johns and see that his castle wuz twice as big. They stood there in amazement, Fidez says, "Jesus christ monkey balls!" ...THE CASTLE WUZ MADE OF HAIR!! ...n we all kno hair makes DO horny!!!! DO went nutts it wuz like he wuz havin a seizure...pretty nasty site if u ask me...but soon (2 dayz latr) DO got ovr it and they went inside without a moment to spare!  John wuz sittin on his throne and yells, "U again!! Wut do u want now?! ...n whos ur friend?" DO stands in front of his cousin, "U LEAVE HER ALONE U TRANSEXUAL BASTARD! NOW HAND OVR AMANDA BECUZ I HATE THIS WORLD I WUZ IN THE BED WITH ONE AND AND...HAND OVR AMANDA!" john laughs, "ahahahahahhaha funni story, me n u should hangout sumtime, but anyway NO U CANNOT HAV AMANDA! IVE WORKED TOO HARD TO KEEP HER AWAY FROM U! N I SHALL SOON GET UR COUSIN TOO MUAHAHAHAHHAHA" DO jus had about enuff, john trash talkin about the "love of his life" AND about his cousin aw hell naw he jus went toooo far so DO beats down johns ass once again...finds the REAL amanda and so DO and amanda live happily ever after..forizzle...but wait..wut about fidez?? ::dundundun::
^^ OMG LMFAO this is the funniest shit ever luv yeah CuZ |
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